No, we don’t have the same earrings that your grandmother bought 18 years ago. No, I don’t know where you can find them to buy replacements. No, I don’t care that they were your grandmother’s favorite and a bead fell off and she can no longer wear them.
No, I have not tried the Orange Mango BBQ sauce, and no, I do not think it sounds good.
When you are ready to check out, please do not stand 18 feet away from the counter, then sound extremely irritated that I didn’t ask you right as you started standing there if you were ready to check out.
Sorry, we do not carry Washington, California or Idaho made products.
Even though you are 22, but you look 10, I still have to card you. And yes, this wine is made in Oregon.
Yes, this ornament is made in Oregon.
Yes, this jam is made in Oregon.
Yes, this necklace is made in Oregon.
Yes, this bowl is made in Oregon.
Sorry, this keychain is not actually made in Oregon. Fucking sue us.
